Recreational suicide vests (for medicinal purposes). I've got two miscreants (my sperm characters). I enjoy traveling to the Netherlands, taking mushrooms, stalking people in the woods at night, sycophantic freaks, sensory deprivation tanks, and sifting through endless self-clumping cat litter profiles.
I'm looking for someone that can negotiate my psychotic realms, and maul my sock off. So if you want to churn our relationship into a tawdry e-Harmony commercial, don't let me know.