I can get UAV's, Counters, and HC-

Don't even get me started on battlefield either.
2.0 K/D
Can use all the vehicles with precise accuracy so you know I can take you places.
In COD when I roll In The lobby people immediately realize they f**ked today by waking up.
I can beat your Ex-Boyfriend/girlfriend at a 1V1 if it's in a private lobby and I'm the host (Host Pro)
I broke up with my last boyfriend because he had a .86 K/D I'm not trying to f**k with no scrubs.
MLG Or GTFO
My favorite position in bed is at the edge powning fascist noobs.
I like long walks to get new games.
I love driving...the tank in battlefield
My favorite pet has to be the dogs from black ops 2
My favorite color is gold since all the bullets I fire are shiny AF
The only drug I need is cocaine for double XP weekends!
Zombies is life!!
Even though I can only get to round two due to f**king scrubs like trexpanda who don't know how to f**king open doors, yeah I see that you have 5,000 points by round 2 f**k face open the door!!!
I believe I am the reincarnation of God in video games!
Call me Sixx cause I got the d**ks