I'm actually just Danny devito standing on the shoulders of Peter dinklage, wearing a poorly made Danzig costume that was illegally purchased off the Chinese black market.
"1/10" - IGN
"Possibly humanity's biggest evolutionary failure...." - Charles Darwin
"Tolerable" - my cat
"Literally worse than Hitler" - Adolf Hitler
"Parts include: Decent butt, great guitarist... but all other features and parts were found in an alleyway dumpster behind a Walmart" - God