Oi oi sausages,
My names Tibs, I'm from newcastle. On this pure filthy site just for a laugh. I like large quantities of cocaine and drinking vodka like a Russian mob boss.
I listen to the finest quality rave and hang out the front of shops with my cap on backwards giving the old biddies proper hackey looks.
I then proceed to wind up the security and then call the police when they get me in a head lock. You know those badges mean f**k all.
On my friday nights, I go see my baby mammys and we end up licking up kilos of ket and shagging like absolutely mad men. This usually continues till Monday morning when I wake up and realise that she's lethal and needs to go boil her head.
I've been stabbed 17 times all from my baby mammys.
So aye, if you want a bit of this come and say hi.
I'll probably get me c**k out like