Presumably bored of watching me mope around without a girl to keep me in check, my friend Tristan told me to register to this site, he even offered to pay for my membership! so I did and here I am, ready to sell myself short as is usually my way. Well, they call me Twitch, I'm 19 from London. You can usually find me either in Kingston or Soho. I'm coming to terms with growing up, which is probably a little too late now, as I've lived on my own and supported myself since I was 17. I'm not big headed or egotistical, but I guess occasionally I can get c**ky around the wrong people. I hate that. I'm one of the few genuine people, I'm too lazy to lie and being fake just wouldn't work on me, because I find everything funny. yeah I have got a myspace and a facebook, but I also have a life. I love culture, I'm a graffiti artist thankyou, I'm pretty spiffy on a BMX and I will be a tattooist within the next two years. I'm learning to speak japanese, then when I've got that down, I'll move onto russian. When they're both nailed, I'll attempt some english maybe. I tend to down play my intelligence. I work full time and I'm trying to get fired to get a better job, but my boss is dependant on me and keeps giving me "another chance".
I'm always eating/drinking/smoking something, my body seems to be in constant need of consumption, it blows. So I think I've now manage to fail at sounding cool and interesting. I'm also somewhat of a funny guy apparently. Oh, and at the moment, I have brown hair. Its been a while since I've had natural hair! I might just keep it that way for a while. Anyway, I'm actually on my lunch break right now and I need some salad so if you're weird enough to have read this the whole way through and you're still interested. Just say hi and stuff. Okay, cool. =]:
