Hello my name is Condo you can call me Condo or what some people call me Fish Burger lol I'll tell you why they call me that
When I was younger my friends and I would love to eat. But something we hated doing was spending money on food and you guys know when were young we don't just have money flowing into our pockets were not shaking a money tree and just change flying out Money was really not there for us so like most young people we were cheap we loved the dollar menu at fast food restaurants and 35 cent meals at our local super market digging the trash for coupons and lose change hitting up the vending machines literally I mean there were things out there that would feed up for cheap sure it wasn't nutritious but it was good ! So anyways my friends and I wanted to go see a movie and you guys know with a good movie you must have good food it is a must unfortunately the movie theater food cost and arm and a leg so were going to pass that up like most normal people do so it's pretty common Of course for people to sneak in chips or little bags of candies things you get at the 7/11 gas station I mean things are cheaper other places obviously so my friends and I wanted to go ahead and pass on all that sissy stuff like little bags of chips and candy we wanted to go for the big boy things we wanted to go for the fries we wanted big ole hardy fries not those cheap fries you get at McDonald no we wanted good fresh cup potato fries and where we going to get that at our local burger restaurant called red robin I'm sure some of you guys heard about it red robin serve something called the bottomless fries and yes it is exactly how it sounds bottomless fries it is impossible for your bottom to be empty but we had a master plan because at this red robin location it was required that we order a burger plus a drink in order to achieve these fries you can't just go in get bottomless fries just keep sitting there eating bottomless fries all day long Of course they have to make money some how so 6 of us go in and our plan was to order 1 burger meal get one bottomless fries one large coke and we each bought water bottles and plastic bags and when the waitress is not looking we would full up to out content of coke of cola and fries and ofcorse walk over to the movie theater and enjoy the movie with amazing food our plan was full proof we got inside the red robin the waitress took us to our seat we sat down 6 of us looking around we knew the plan until the waitress came til out table and ask us what kind of burger would we like to order for some dumb reason all my friends looked at me to choose the burger and I was looking at this menu and I wasn't expecting to choose things and they knew how indecisive I am when it comes to chooses things gummy worms or gummy bears ? So I was looking at these choices of burgers it seems like the list just got longer and longer I was sweating my friends were staring the waitress's was tapping her pin on the clip board and I was falling under pressure so i close my eyes and I close the menu I looked up at the waitress and said maim I would like the FISH BURGER I think the restaurant went quiet the waitress looked at me my friends look at me she was like are you sure you want the Fish burger ? And I was looking at my friends and they were shacking there heads like NOO!! And I was like Yes the waitress took our order and walked away and my friends looked at me and said Condo why in the world would you order the Fish burger ? Do they even really put Fish on hamburgers ? What is this madness the plan was to order the cheapest burger on the menu so I order the Fish burger witch was apparently about 15 to 17 dollars and there was the cheese burger witch was 6 dollars and they were looking at me and they were so upset we were young we long to save money but apparently I broke that pack I was voted off of the island of saving money and they looked at me and they forever called me Fish burger I mean the plan worked out great we filled up on fries a few bag full of fries we got out water bottles filled with coke of cola we had a great time at the movies but after the movie was over Fish burger was on everyone's lips and no joke for the yearbook signings someone came up to me sigh my year book and said good job Fish burger good job
