I am dispositionally incapable of smiling and looking friendly/happy when I'm having a non-spontaneous/candid photo taken, so please forgive the "dour" looking photos that I have on my profile. Damn you, self-consciousness! I know I'm generally a serious and philosophical/intellectual person, but come on...
My ideal job in life would be to be a writer for the Onion. Alas, I'm not usually clever enough on my own unless I have other people to bounce funny ideas off of, although I have my moments.
I'm an artistic and intellectual type of person who is always working on various projects. I don't like wasting time on things that aren't important, but I also love good humor and to laugh and have fun. So, the pressure is on.
And now...on with the show!
