GAY-NIPPLE-STAPER

I enjoy long walks on the beach and the McDouble. My favorite hobby is making sweet love to my favorite ham sandwich while watching Attack on Titan. Please be gentle with me because I am tender. My favorite acronym is BURMA. So are you a pringle that no longer wants to be single? You came to the right place. And to all of you Spanish speakers out there, yo tengo quince anos Live long and prosper, deuces.