okay so...how hard can it be to describe a Damian right? well ladies and gentlement(actually...ladies only) i am giving you one and only, Damian 2001, featuring such upgrades from old model as-
Weirdo 3000!= Unleash Damian's inner demon with this little toy, this overclocks Damian's stupidity by 4 times!
Weight loss= We finally managed to pack all of Damian's gadgets and personality apps in a small fit body! no more fat slob following you around! New Damian is 65KG ligter than last years model, making it weight only 55 kilograms, featuring fast calorie-burning engine and anus able to filter out the bulls**t! Now, your Damian can be even faster, while still keeping his strenght and energy(His Hyper_Freak app has been updated )
He also requires less calories to eat, coming down from 3000 to only 1500 calories per day!
And last but not least, let's not forget about amazing feature known in old Damian as Split personality! now damian can adjust himself to split his personality not into two different modes, but 50! also, you can randomise his personality by pressing his nose!
But is that everything!? NO!!!! not only new Damian is improved, he also has brand new Apps in his system. not only we increased his battery from 60 hours without sleep to about 90, we also managed to keep his sense of humor!
Don't wait! Get your own Damian TODAY and get a picture of prototype Damian for FREE!
What I'm Looking For
ok so requirements for this years model:
you must be a nice person Damian will stop working under pressure
you must be cuddly- Damian can last days without sleep, but only minutes without a hug
you must actually care, Damians have real hearts, unlike other MALE© series!
Damian loves spending time with a girl in many different modes including:
Watching movies
Playing games together
Cooking
Cuddles
Boardgames
Going out(Damian overheats in clubs)
Walks
Riding a bike
Long convos till the midnight!
pillow fights
plllow forts
playfights
and many many more! discover them yourself today!
