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NOTGROWINGUP

40 - Straight

Surrey, United Kingdom

May 13, 2011 19:32

Okay, so I'm a 90's throw-back skater that really isn't ever going to grow up (in my spare time). I can be responsible or serious if absolutely necessary, but tend to find myself happiest when laughing at the most childish things.

My friends have best described me as a loveable ****head and I have to say I'm quite happy with that.

To give you a taste of my personality, I was pulled over by an unmarked copper on the A3 recently; the guy thought I was indicating right with my arm while I was in the right hand lane and as such thought i was in trouble... I explained to him that I was just rocking out to Iron Maiden, he pissed himself and let me off with the speeding!!! I was literally just screaming 'RUN TO THE HIlLS!!' with my arm out of the window

I'll never stop listening to Green Day or Ace of Base, nor will I ever stop insulting anyone involved in R&B - they're just too much of a source of comedy.

I passionately enjoy talking to interesting people and learning things from them and passionately loathe dull, run-of-the-mill people that seem to do what's expected of them all the time. Have a mind of your own kids!

I'm definitely not a fan of overly girly girls - if you're likely to become upset over chipped nail varnish or the fact that your pocket-rat dog is ill, cake on too much war paint or don't believe that girls should go out without looking like (supposedly) high-class hookers; I don't think we'd get on too well.

Figured out a while ago that I'm not made for relationships and am not looking anything serious.

The most important thing to me is the ability to laugh and find the fun in anything, yet even more so, the ability to completely take the piss out of yourself.

One more thing; size zero is not hot. Just a tip!

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