Blah blah. Online dating profiles are bulls**t, but here's my go at it. I'm straight, I respect women, I ride a Harley, and I'm a professional artist. I make a decent living doing it, which is awesome. I'm not some meathead looking for a hookup. I don't mind taking my time in a relationship. If I look angry, it's probably because I am, but I do the romantic and brooding thing pretty well too. My sense of humor is a bit morbid. If you don't like the beard, I don't care. That is all I will say on the matter. Other than that, horror is really a lifestyle choice for me. When I'm not tattooing, I work as a freelance makeup FX artist and creature designer. You want to date someone who can make you look really scary on halloween? Hit me up. Also, I live in Salem, MA which is basically Halloweentown 24-7 anyway.