I am a hetero-romantic, non-practicing asexual, and many other potentially confusing things. Allow me to elucidate:
Past relationships would end pretty quickly when I was naked in bed with her and she said: "f**k me", and I said: "No".
Then I saw that Jim Carey movie "Yes Man" and said to myself "f**k it".
More facts about me:
[ 1 ] I don't smoke, drink or do drugs. But I party... You better believe I f**king party !
[ 2 ] I avoid the sun... it's evil.
[ 3 ] At age 26, I left my entire life behind and moved to the USA.
You should contact me if I had you at "f**k it".
