blaaa blaaa if you beleave anything people say about them selves then you are a squirrel
iv met some nice squirrels on hear having said that
i like intelligence a compassion much moor than looks i love in depth conversation
and a like to eat out even if its fish and chips on the cliffs ---but i will let you clean my house if you insist
if you like a cheeky chat text me --you dont have to rip my clothes of strait away
-----ipso facto ----[ thats Latin buy the way for im trying to sound clever ]---
if i contact you it will probably be a cheeky comment ---this is cos its better than---[ hi your eyes are like diamonds and your t*ts are like sugar ]---
would that sourt of approach relay work ????
i will probably be contacting you are interesting
if you are from falmouth there is no point in talking to me as i dont have a guitar and i dont need a mummy and i dont need digs or to borrow any money and no im not helping you evict your last boyfriend who is eating you out of hose and home --[YOU NO WHAT I MEAN FALMOUTH GIRLS]
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
hello are you Russian and a member of the kgb ---if i mary you and how long before you can make me the the president of a small banana republic like the u-s-a
WORKS EVERY TIME
