C'mon man, step it up! These devi-girls are never gonna fall for some list of vague facts. You've got to assure them you're quite charming, and laid back. I think we need to tell people how laid back you are, and how in many cases, you're laid back to the extent that people actually fall into a state of slumber, not like that of a fainting goat or narcoleptic, but not unlike them either.
Hmm, I'm not sure the "voice in my head telling me how to answer" gimmick is really appropriate for this setting.
People notice my eyes a lot. They're very blue. I've got a big smile and I'm laughing and joking quite a bit of the time. I'm 6'-2" around 200 lbs, pretty gangly, lanky, pick your adjective, and I've got long (at the moment) auburn hair.
The basics:
I like camping, hiking locally.I love the ocean- give me a book and a stretch of beach and I'm all set. I love the beach in Hull, at night, or the more hidden areas along the South Shore's coast.
I'm a writer, amateur, and a reader, damn near professional. Some people have stacks of books waiting to be read next to their bed? I have stacks of books waiting to be read in every room! Yeah, see? My geekiness is pulling you in already, like some kind of geek tractor beam. Finding new free books makes me as happy as the ice cream truck. Er, makes me as happy as when the ice cream truck comes. I've never asked an ice cream truck how it feels so I cannot in good faith compare my feelings to its.
I like animals. I have 2 cats, Fishcake and Walnut, but I also love dogs. I had the opportunity to get to know a few horses over the last couple of years, and I've come to enjoy their personalities, if not their giant teeth.
