I was born in Bjork’s house in Iceland and grew up in Easter Island, where my parents were giant stone heads. I have the ability to fire beams of tacos out my hands and I can turn my legs into tigers. On Sundays, I enjoy playing Family Feud and traveling through time. My favorite color is blue-transparent and my favorite movie is the one you just watched. I’m also the founder of a nonprofit organization that spreads awareness of the dangers of pizza shrapnel.
But ever since I wrote my best-selling charity book, "How To Be Awesome", I've been living off royalties. Truth is just two of these things are actually true. Go figure!!!
