Anyone looking for a rough-cut diamond? I'm far from being a 'normal'.
I may look like I eat babies but I'm stupidly soft with a lot of love and affection to give.
I want someone to call my princess but also doesn't mind being called nob if we're having a laugh.
I guess I'm making it hard on myself to meet someone as I'm fascinated by tarantulas and share my house with around 20 of the beasties plus other bugs like scorpions, centipedes, 'roaches etc.
I have two adult kids that have flown the nest as well as a 13 year old that I try to see as often as I can.
I find it difficult to start conversations sometimes and seem socially awkward but when I start talking I can generally bang on for hours and have a story about most situations!!
Yes the crutch is permanent, its not just for the pirate effect - I have arthritis in my knees.
Animal loving, creepie-crawly collecting, tattooed & pierced, gay supporting, metal-headed, liberal, axis of evil!
I'm an alternative geek: I geek over dinosaurs, arachnids, praying mantids, fish, science and animals/nature in general. Animals are better than people.
Bandanas.
I'm a weirdo with matching sense of humour.
Music.
Less than 0.001p value.
Reptiles.
Spiders.
Kebabs.
I can't "people" in public for long.
Immaturity.
Atheist.
Black.
Whiskey.
BBQs.
Meat.
Download/Sonisphere/Bloodstock.
I like pirates.
Skull Tattoos.
Cold dark nights and warm light mornings.
Being in odd places at odd times doing odd things.
Mosher/Sweaty/freak.
Dingy rock bars instead of nightclubs.
Alternative.
The local children know me as "The Cap'n".
Abstract.
I break things.
Useless trivia.
PIRATES!!
Has anyone read this far?
Jelly Tots.
eBay.
The cold side of the pillow.
SKULLS.
SnapChat: Capn_Crazy
FB: Gaz Needs
Obey The Beard!
Rock'n'roll
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