Professional crazy dog lady!
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it its probably going to be s**t...
I like photography, big museums and small coffee shops.
I love graciously accepting life advice from taxi drivers (even if it usually is "don't throw up little girl")
I swear like there's no f**king tomorrow
I have a sense of humour that is sometimes dry like a popcorn fart and deliciously wet like a well used lollipop...
One of them weird people with Grey eyes
Big animal person
love zoos and dogs are my lifeeeIf you're looking for phone s*x and dirty pictures, I'd keep looking, I'm not your girl.
I pretty much live my life in a daydream 💁🏻
