I’m a package deal and come with 7 dogs, 2 cats, and one awesome baby boy — basically a Disney movie with more fur and fewer musical numbers. I trained to be a chef and believe food is love (and that snacks are a love language).
I find peace in pottery — it’s like therapy, but you get bowls and stuff out of it.
My life is 70% pet hair, 20% snacks, and 10% pretending I have it all together whilst narrating my pets’ lives like it’s a nature documentary.
I guess I’m looking for someone who’s cool with dog hair, loves good food, and can appreciate the art of doing nothing together.
Must enjoy laughter, cozy nights in, and the occasional “guess what the dogs just did” story. Basically someone who doesn’t mind a little chaos, a bit of mess, a lot of laughs, and isn’t scared off by being outnumbered by animals.
