**CANNOT AND WILL NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY**
Funny girls make me wetter than an otter's pocket.
I had a long profile, then realised it was annoying even for me to read, so I've chopped and changed and cut and pasted like a good little literary painter and decorator and hopefully have something a tad more succinct and considerably less homicide-inducing.
Long and short of it; I’m only ever attracted to funny girls. It might be deliberate, it might be because you’re a complete ‘tard and laugh about it, but whatever the root of it, a smile goes a long, long way.
So, if you agree with a few of my likes below, haven’t listed a love of your family and horses in your profile and the look of me doesn’t make you want to shave your tongue and rinse your mouth out with peroxide, then give a me shout.
A far from exhaustive list:
• Skating or board sports of any sort
• People who laugh at their own expense
• Skate-punk, Ska and Rock music – among many other varieties, situation-dependent, but they’re the ones that put the biggest smile on my face – and all that goes with them
• Baggy trousers – what’s with the spray-on things? Blokes look like angry little girls when they wear skinny jeans.
• Correct use of the English language
• Cats and sharks – I would happily be either; just nowhere near China
• Inventive swearing
• Cooking awesome food and feasting on it
• Tattoos – preferably funny/awful ones
• Not growing up
• Discovering new, and preferably awesome or funny, people and places/things
• Scots, Welsh and other funny types – the non-alpha ones
• Almost all inappropriate humour
• Boozing with good company in a non-pretentious venue
• Playing devil’s advocate - always fun, but especially when directed at those people not open to being challenged about something they state or believe in
You got this far. Want to cut your own foot off and hit yourself around the face with it
