Here, have a list of crap that describes me:
- Diagnosed Sociopath.
- Dark Souls, Diablo, and WoW are my life.
- I work at a blood bank. If you make a vampire joke, I'll find you and molest you.
- Can't cook worth a damn.
- I love my itty bitty kitty.
- Dat witchcraft tho.
- Unfortunately, I'm Cuban.
- I'm brilliant, but I'm lazy.
- Please like me dammit.
- I'm Pansexual. No, I'm not attracted to cookware.
- I'm a sucker for cheescake.
- I'm a hopeless romantic.
- I love horror movies. Even the s**tty ones.
- What I lack in personality, I make up for in grammar.
- I make inappropriate jokes 24/7
- I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
- I'm incredibly low maintenance.
