And I suppose that, at 55, I'm supposed to be all "grown up" now.
I tried that being "grown up" thing. All that did is get me into the most trouble!
So whatever the societal norms of being "grown up" are, they can shove it!
Some youtube videos for you to find out how weird I really am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV9ufe4xNJs (Christian music you won't hear in most churches)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3immlQicY (More christian music you won't hear in most churches)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jngSXgkuLtY (An opus titled 'An Anxious Mind'...has a nice message in the end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dexV2AgfOsg (Laser Water Glow Powder Ensemble)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=douilbVLp1U (Just borrowed a friend's chihuahua pup to thrash with)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfiKRD7nd-o (Shows the April 15 "blood moon" sequence I photographed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFIikWI9r5M (A nasty dust devil)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a2HcH-VXNY&list=UUmP2nP7P_chVfQLI4NDSVNg (Ants in a mosh pit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olsqqUHf47o ('Synthetic Supernovas': the things I can do with a green laser burning tiny holes through a blue balloon. At around 1:22, it looks like what I call "The Attack Of The Microbes")
...and for anyone who thinks that "God hates metal", it's not the music, but the content. Don't think He has any issue with this song, though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzD6QD-qXg
...or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZDdRunjdw&list=UUmP2nP7P_chVfQLI4NDSVNg
...or even these ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNv5zi2Vg8Q&list=UUmP2nP7P_chVfQLI4NDSVNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kog9eXw6TM4
I'll work on this opening profile statement later.