I'm afraid of what the future holds for me.
BASICS.
name:
kelsee
fake name:
enrique iglesius
are you an illegal immigrant:
shhhh
if you could change your birthday what would you change it to?:
halloween
favorite cotton candy flavor?:
blue
dumb things you like to do?:
draw squirells and penises ~_0
RANDOM:
do you think it's possible to drown a rubber duck?:
yes, its difficult, but with a lot of training and extreme amounts of fruit punch in
system, it can be done.
if you were to be killed by a fictional serial killer who would it be?:
hmm. anyone would do.
if you could have tea with a famous person, who would it be?:
olli sykes
but id have more than tea with him if you know what i mean.
-whispers-
id show him my stamp collection
would you invite me?:
hmm
idkkkkkkk
u might steal one of my stamps.
.
.
CLOTHES:
do you wear them?:
eh.
only when im feeling frisky
how about while you are sleeping?:
it does get cold.
i hate NHOs
speaking of sleeping, what's your favorite kind of soda?:
oh
i knew this question was coming.
hmm
grape soda
tall tees or tight tees?:
tall
thongs, normal underwear, or NAKEY?:
normal
if you had to wear a halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?:
a f**kin dragon
duh
would you rather wear an eskimo coat....or and eskimo!? 0_o
id fer sher wear an eskimo
who the hell do you think i am?
do you think toothpicks are a nice fashion accessory?:
oh baby
do i ever.
i f**kin stick those things in my skin and wear them around town like theres no tomorrow.
s*x:
virgin/not a virgin/ you really have no idea:
virgin
how do you not have an idea?
"oh, some guys d**k went up my t**t
but i just dont know if im still a virgin or not
hmm
whatever shall i do?
gay/straight/crooked:
alpaca
have you ever made a "video"?:
oh man
this one time
me and jared
oh
you mean that kind of video.....
i thought you were talkin about a s*x tape
silly me
in that case no.
was paris hilton in it?:
we tried to get her but she wasnt returning our calls.
have you ever slept with someone then found out you were related?:
only that one time with the lemur and the pickle
hand job?:
-claps hands and looks around confused-
inside or outside....or both at once?:
eh
im all for diversity
both
toys?:
he he
hehehe
i sooooo
want a toy
a f**kin barbie condo duh
give or take:
okay ill answer this one seriously.
give.
im prude
i dont get any of ur nasty ass sexual pleasures
unless its from a goose.
what's your favorite color?:
black and purple
PLANTS AND ANIMALS:
favorite land animal?:
hmmmmmmm
thats a hard one.
ha.
thats what she said.
okay
uhm.
id have to sayyyyy
a
llama
favorite water animal?:
dolphin
favorite vegetable grown on a plant?:
?
well f**k
i cannot decide
i suppose.........
fat albert?
favorite fictional animal?:
dakota
do you discriminate flowers by their color?:
no
im not racist
it doesnt matter if ur black
or white
or pink
or red
i still will most likely end up hating your f**king guts
=)
if you had to train a plant to do anything, what would you train it to do?:
give me a lil sucky sucky
what?
-confused look and looks down-
but i dont got one of those.....
0_0
whatthef**k.
would you rather have a farrett or a squiral?:
SQUIRREL
did you know that some people eat animals?!:
disgusting bastards
would you rather look at a plant or eat it?:
id like to watch it.
all night long.
in bed.
HAVE YOU EVER:
eaten caviar?:
hell no.
punched a rhino, if so did it hurt?:
yes.
and no.
his name is Sal
he was squishy and smelled of mandarin oranges and a slight hint of breast milk.
snorted kool-aid....if so....what flavor?:
grape
ha.
started your hand on fire?:
well
one time
i was goin at it and.....
why do i keep making jokes about having a penis?
ugh
nevermind
put your head through a wall?:
the wall of love
teeheehee
no.
i havent.
had a famous person use your bathroom:
mmm
this one dream i had.
kermit the frog took a huge s**t in my sink.
0__o
does it turn u on?
have you ever tipped over in a canoe?:
all the f**king time!!!!!
have you ever saw your uncle at the mall?:
if by uncle you mean my midget friend named lorenzo that looks like a squeezed
out tube of toothpaste and has a mustache above his lower left eye ball.
then no.
have you ever lied about it?
maybe.
