*looks at the fat guy wearing a nothing but a diaper and sporting wings* I keep telling you cupid this won't work! *The fat cherub puts a gun to to my head* Okay, okay chill! f**k. Hello ladies I am the latest tour guide...ouch. Okay I am not a tour guide just a simple,weird guy. Please talk to or this fat bastard is going to shoot. *Look up at the annoying cherub* Just pull the damn trigger already you jackass! Who is honestly going to send me a message here, your mother? *The fat angel pistol whips me* Ah.... f**k that hurt, you d**k!