Nothing worse than old photos, this is me now!
Oh if you want to text endlessly without ever meeting... I am definitely not your type...as people can present themselves as anything in prose. Also I am dyslexic so be prepared for bad grammar and malapropisms gauzed by predictive text
Neither do I want s*xtext or hear about you and your expartners dogging exploits in the second message ( yes that really happened!? ) or any other.
Lets be honest within an hour of meeting we will probably know even if we can be friends....so let's have a coffee / walk etc and stop being afraid....OK you can bring bodyguards.
Beard and tash are optional if things get further down the road (currently off for summer )Oh and I have tattoos and piercing which don't come off even with soap!
Blah ....I will just write what every fool does.
Of course I am perfect compassionate kind loving ....open to your needs..I am a knight in shining armour..... The perfect Prince charming here to wisk you off to Tropical islands.....yawn sorry I fell asleep....
Nope I am real....if you want to stress and see life as a glass half empty ....please jog on. I don't do unnecessary drama or those who create it. Smile and let what truely doesn't matter slide.
Plastic? Unable to go out without full makeup....or break a nail and get muddy... Not interested.... I do dress up for occasions or fun .....but more likely to be sporting muddy boots cragghoppers and a jack wolfskin.
I am Vegan but don't require the rest of the world to be (although it would be nice).
Love all movies with plots and acting....so few seem to think it is a vital ingredient....guess my all time favourite would be "Harvey" with James Stewart as Elwood P Dowd.
I am a hand pushed tattooist and a VJ for my sins ...so obviously I love Art the moving image and music of all types...although work vjing tends to be dance music and live acts.
Oh and unfortunately I do not find a few extra pounds attractive...in fact the opposite, just the way I am I guess it isn't personal you may be a wonderful person...but your only gonna light my fire on an intellectual level. Bit like men really...... on an intellectual level I could be homosexual but the physical idea is definitely a big Yuk.
OK I have put "Dating nothing serious", this is because I believe putting that weight of commitment on early meetings is a bit silly..........let's see how we go and hopefully down the road we find we are already there!
If your ......league for blood sports ...sorry I mean national hunt.....oh no sorry...your Countryside Alliance... YOU ARE NOT AN ANIMAL LOVER. Just a sick individual.
Racists, Bigots, fascist, Right wing Nutters ......need not apply. But if you message me I can give you lots of suggestion what you can do with yourself.
Football - Yawn
Golf - Yawn
Rugby - Yawn
Watching sport - Yawn Yawn Yawn
People who think money and possessions make them good people or better than others - Yawn....No your deluded
I am not rich so no diggers as what I have can't be spent down Tiffany's
Religion ?
I Like your Christ.
I don't like your Christians
They are so UNLIKE your Christ.
Oh the good stuff!
Life
Nature
Food
Looking at someone who smiles back
Talking all night
Being together without talking
Some one special to share the simple pleasures with
Music
Art
Dancing anywhere .....although I have a horrible feeling my stylish moves may well be morphing into embarrassing Dad dancing from the looks I've been getting lately from my 14yr old son .
Yep I have three great lads and an expartner who I was with for 23yrs.....and oddly we still get on....she's a fantastuc mum and my kids DONT need another. Yes she knows I am on POF and supports me.....I drive a small ford fiesta (See pics) which I car share with my ex ....so no petrol heads need apply as like Bill Gates I will still drive my reasonably priced car regardless of what I can afford. Oh and I drive within the speed limit more likely to be tootling along at 30-40 mph than bumper riding the car in front.
Hmm Graphic Novels especially enjoying the "DC New 52" and of course titans like Moore shaped my youth .....Currently rereading "Fables".
All things fun and silly .....usually made even better with a good application of jazz hands....and silly walks. Making a fool of myself in public totally sober (I don't drink but might be persuaded to have one shot by a 25+ Single malt). I am quite happy to put my pants on my head , pencils up my nose and run round town shouting" wibble"....people take themselves far too seriously.... I know I am an idiot and happy to be one.
Buying the Big Issue....not only is it a great read where you get stories the main press won't print or gloss over...but it also does really helps people directly. So double bubble and you get to feel a little smug for doing the right thing.
Taking time to engage people I've never met in public young, old, male, female....everyone has a story.
Hmm what else....oh yeah I was one of those dirty hippies in the Trees and tunnels....I lived outside for 8yrs 24/7 on various development sites ...oh and I loved every minute.... If Google you search "lyminge forest protest bbc" on the BBC learning zone you'll find a video of a younger prettier me talking about environmental destruction....also floating about somewhere is a BBC schools report on sustainable technology where were running laptops off wind generators in tree houses.
I worked for "International Greenpeace" as a covert surveillance officer in Europe. No really! Boys own spying but for the good guys...what jolly fun.
I've travelled extensively including Africa, Asia and the West Indies and always been welcomed and treated well....I am constantly embarrassed how we treat visitors to the UK.
Oh and I am currently working towards buying land/property (possibly Portugal, but not the UK) with a view to eventually moving permanently to a self sufficient low impact life. So not sure where that leaves me in the dating stakes.
Well if I haven't scared you off or bored you senseless you certainly have enough talking points for that first message.
Have fun and good luck in the shark pit
Peace out!
