Look, he just knows how to write amazing songs. I'm a songwriter as well and I know about good melody direction, I know when a song is going really well. You need to make the record not boring, from 1 minute to 3 minutes. It has to go like a slope, you know? It has to be exciting, going up and up. That's how you make a hit record. Which are my favourites? That song he wrote on the back of a bus coming back from Watford or something: Careless Whisper. It's the melody, the way he writ it, the way the verse goes into the chorus. If you was a songwriter, you'd understand what I'm talking about. (On George Michael)
I would love to collaborate with Phil Collins. There won't be anyone like him again in music. He is what 80s music was all about. He's just amazing.
People have said it's Photoshop, but it's all real, baby. I am packing meat. I saw Chris Brown do it and I just thought, 'You've got a little winklepop.' Then I saw Ashton Kutcher's one all poking to the side and I just thought I have to do it. I got the Tropicana and 'pap pap'. Tropicana should give me a deal for that.
If I didn't have my big d**k I'd be very upset.
