must love mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Corey Taylor or Gerard Way wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actors and fellons but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of winter. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the nightmare before Christmas is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts."