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Aspiring filmmaker
Soon-to-be-published novelist
Unpublished screenwriter
TEFL Teacher
One Dog (Ollie)
Five Cats (Princess, Gizmo, Salem, Pavo, Ralphie)
Seven Tattoos
Manic Pixie Dream Boy
I write a lot, but I really hate writing these things.
Not a scene guy; track me down in a rock club and buy me a Jagerbomb.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I'd suck in combat, but in a zombie invasion you'd want me on your team.
If I could have any superpower, I'd either be a shapeshifter or I'd control time.
My favorite animal is the giraffe.
I'm deathly afraid of spiders, rollercoasters, Alien Abductions and Slenderman.
I'm mostly looking for friends, but who knows what'll happen? All I know is I searched for gay guys near me and got three guys: One of them is my ex, one of them slept with my other ex and I'm not speaking with the third.
Random Facts
01- Quote Welcome to Night Vale to me and I'll probably fall in love instantly.
02- My pet peeve is people who try to feed their dogs vegan diets.
03- I fall on the liberal side of pretty much any political issue.
04- I've never paid for a tattoo.
05- I used to host my own radio show,
06- I've held a monkey.
07- I've been used by a drag queen to simulate birth.
08- I'm a big wine drinker. My best friend's parents make their own.
09- I'm a qualified TEFL teacher. I'm hoping to go to either Japan or Korea next year to teach.
10- I'm a huge gamer.
Music
01- The Birthday Massacre
02- Marianas Trench
03- The Spill Canvas
04- Thirty Seconds to Mars
05- Florence and the Machine
06- My Chemical Romance
07- The Cab
08- Emilie Autumn
09- Marilyn Manson
10- The Beatles
Movies
01- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
02- Fight Club
03- Amelie
04- Sucker Punch
05- Pan's Labyrinth
06- The Perks of Being a Wallflower
07- Battle Royale
08- The Cabin in the Woods
09- Edward Scissorhands
10- Ed Wood
TV
01- Community
02- Doctor Who
03- American Horror Story
04- Game of Thrones
05- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06- Friends
07- The Walking Dead
08- Family Guy
09- Supernatural
10- The Big Bang Theory
Books
01- Haruki Murakami: Norwegian Wood
02- Andrew Davidson: The Gargoyle
03- Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
04- Christopher Rice: A Density of Souls
05- Poppy Z. Brite: Lost Souls
06- JK Rowling: Harry Potter
07- Haruki Murakami: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
08- Haruki Murakami: 1Q84
09- Stephen King: Cell
10- Stephen King: Under the Dome
Currently Reading- Janet Fitch: Paint it Black
