I'm a bartender by trade looking for that special someone to trade drink recipes with, perhaps discuss comic books and watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 with. I like to think my best attribute is my sense of humor - a little dark, a little morbid, and very off-beat. Whether it's riffing movies or grabbing random people at the trolley stations and yelling, "the choo-choo is coming! The choo-choo is coming!"