I'm a short, pale, thick, Russian-American. I love men with beards, tattoos, piercings, etc. But none of that is necessarily required. I have a weird sense of humor and I love Tim and Eric Awesome Show more than life. Take me to a hookah lounge and i'll love you forever.
I've been compared to Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman), Elvira, Winona Ryder (Specifically as Lydia Deetz), and Siouxie Sioux.
I am bisexual, but I usually find men more attractive. It all depends haha.
If you only find stick-thin girls attractive then you won't like me. I'm not huge, But I definitely have some meat on my bones.
There's nothing more s*xy than someone who is intelligent, if you ask me.
I love all things dark, creepy, gory, goth, and macabre.
