SCROTALITY

i have tattoos. I have ear rings. I'm tall, bald, and bearded. people generally seem to get out of my way, even though i try not to look like a grumpy ass. generally speaking, i give zero s**ts what most people think of me, unless they are my kids or my significant other. i find the weight of those types of worries to be enormous and soul crushing. i don't love easily or automatically. trust is huge to me.

i work at home full time for a fortune 500 software company out of the bay area, and i am around my kids 24/7 (when I'm not on meetings and they're not at school). i physically can't stand the idea of not being around them all the time.

one thing that i need to make completely clear: i don't get or generally pick up on subtle social cues or body language. it just doesnt make sense to me. as i read what i am typing here, it almost sounds like i am celebrating the atypical state of my neural processes. this isn't the case, but it is something to be aware of. if you need me to know something, you almost always have to be direct with the information or i am most likely not gonna get it on my own. its not out of disinterest or general social apathy. at this point i know it is a fundamental element of who i am and something that i am not capable of changing short of ending it all and doing a hard reboot in some sort of ritualistic soul disassembly.

also, i like to play with words!

so yeah. if you think i sound interesting and would like to talk, please feel free to email me