I hate:
Vegan cheese- it's simply ridiculous, root beer- it tastes like armpits and all the bad things in the world liquefied. I hate: the fact I can't make any type of art whatsoever, how I'm always thirsty, how I can't drink freaking milkshakes anymore, how the Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus make me angry, when I can't find any socks, and when I have to get up in the morning... or hell even in the afternoon.
I love:
Photography, friends, taking idiotically awesome pictures, thunderstorms, fog, making my OKCupid page ridiculously awesome, animals, music, the band Hole, Nirvana and Courtney Love, my friends all the time (especially in the wee hours of the morning), crappy movies, monsters, vampires, veggie burgers, Tim Burton, beautiful eyes, The Kills, the weekend, grunge music, my pets and intelligent caring people.
I can't:
sing, drive slowly, whisper, return phone calls, return comments or emails, dance like a non-white person, arrive on time, play sports, or do any sort of homework in a timely fashion.
I can: play Monopoly (ridiculously well) write fairly well, draw incredibly inane pictures of stick figures, scream, laugh at myself, laugh at you, remember your birthday for years to come, be yo buddy, snap my fingers, whistle (not well), love you with all I have until the day I die, if possible- for an eternity after and I can wash my own clothing without shrinking it- and DUDE that IS an accomplishment
Oh and I can read too!
Uhh, I think that's about it.
