ALANJUNIOR

Hey, all. The name's Alan. You can call me Al, "The Big s*xy", "Li'l Bitcht*ts" whatever works. I have a broad sense of humor and love cracking jokes. I love making people laugh and smile, and being there to talk to them. I very seldom get angry, and I'm far from violent. I'm no pushover, either. I've come far enough in life to know what I'm worth, and to just enjoy life. I'm pansexual, and generally don't care what you are. My outlook on life is that it doesn't matter WHAT someone is, it's WHO they are. Whether it be race, gender, religion, or if you're an alien; your personality is all that matters. I mean, I am the ugliest dude in the world, yet I honestly don't care. I know I'm an awesome person, and that's all that matters. That being said, I quickly get annoyed by anyone who has to feed their ego. Overconfidence is the greatest weakness a man could have. I follow the straight edge lifestyle. I know, "Oh, he must be boring!" I try not to be as boring as I can be. I'm by no means the kid in the corner of the room. And I could care less what someone else does, so long as they keep it discreet enough. I admit, I'm annoyed by the #420 #YOLO crap. I like to write music and poetry. I'd love to learn how to play an instrument. My musical dream, though, is to get vocal lessons. I'm down for "fun stuff", trading pics and the like, but by no means do I think it's important or that I won't like you if you don't. Sure, sexuality is a good thing, but it's nowhere near important as knowing people. I HATE the idea of one night stands. I'd much prefer a real relationship. I would say I do agree with friends with benefits, though I'm kinda iffy on it. I get annoyed when people brag about how many "girl friends" or "guy friends" they have. I've never met with anyone irl to do crap, and I really highly doubt I would.
So anyways, this is long and drawn out enough. Don't be afraid to talk to me; I love meeting new people!