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STORMCHOIR

43 - Straight

Illinois, United States

Feb 18, 2014 03:34

Hi and welcome to my page. You might be frightened by my strangeness but stick around and i promise ill grow on you.I don't really like having to talk about myself because im not sure i have the skills to up-sell myself like im a car at auction. that being said ill give you some facts about me and you can decide

Awesome stuff as follows

Im fluent in sarcasm When i say this im not just being oh playful like 80% of the people you will meet. I mean it Its my sense of humor and im pretty good at it but its never to hurt its all in good fun.
I have a amazing sense of humor. It's one of my best quality's. I promise I can make you laugh at the most random stuff you never thought of.
I love a very wide range of music. I hate country and most new rap music. My favorite type of music is Called agro tech or dark industrial. My favorite two bands are Santa hates you and Cradle of filth.
Im a very avid gamer. I love gaming more then most things. Im always looking for a women who wants to jump in or kick my ass in a game or two.
I love animals. my plans are to become a vet tech and im planing on starting school next fall for that.
Im currently going threw some medical stuff. Nothing to crazy but ill be having a surgery in jan for the gastric bypass( and its not cause im a whale. If you want to know about it ask.) so look forward to being done with it all and being back to my skinny self my summer next year.
I will tell you the type of girl im looking for must must must have a great sense of humor. laughter is very important to a healthy relationship.
I look for someone that loves affection and to cuddle.
I have a super weak spot for women with green eyes and red hair. if you look even remotely goth major bonus points to you.
Im not religious. i have no problem if you are, as long as you don't push yours on me, I will support what ever you chose to follow.
I love star wars to the point i quote it daily
im a comic nerd. not so much as of late but gambit,omega red, Harley Quinn and witch-blade are my favorite characters
I'm a care taker for my grandmother. Yes I live with her and she's a awesome women and yes I get my own money so I'm not looking for you to support me or pay for stuff. The guys supposed to pay anyways right.
Next fall I plan to start school for being a vet tech

Things i don't like.
I hate people that drink constantly.
people that get offended at jokes
People that say yolo
spiders
The heat
that its not hamtaro time
Justin beiber and his followers
People you use pof that don't even respond with a no thanks. I mean seriously if I take the time to message you how rough is saying no thanks???
The large amount of women that complain on here about guys harassing them for s*x yet have their boobs smashed in every picture like its a hooters interview. Leave some imagination a little cleavage is s*xy, showing me all but nips is just trashy.
people that call themselves juggalos, seriously mean this one. Middleaged white guys wrapping about being thuggs is about the lowest job you can obtain next to outhouse cleaner. If you ever want a good laugh YouTube icp fight on howard stern. You will know what one right away. Best 25 mins ever


Now after all that jazz I'm looking for a serious relationship. I'm old fashioned in the sense that if I see you think you look atractive and have things in common, I look ahead that after we chat a few times we go out and start dating. I'm old fashioned in the sense that i like being a couple and being together then becoming a texting buddy for 5 months. We are both on this site for a partner so why play games. Also that being said if that is to much for you then kindly move along. I'm here looking for a partner that is gonna be my best friend and everything. All most all of the girls who message me on here want to play the let's text and drag stuff out games. It's not for me. I know what I want when I see it and if it's you then I'm going for it. If your still interested after all that message me and let's chat

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