I spend most of my time saving small kittens from trees and helping old ladies with their shopping. I once read War and Peace and Atlas Shrugged in one evening, and still had time to redecorate. I can cook a 30 minute meal in 20 minutes. I invented the pogo stick and the high five, and the Metro 'Good Deed Feed' is actually just a journal of my life. Oh, and I always leave the toilet seat down.
Bachelor of Science, front-end web developer, part time barista and musician, currently training to become a personal trainer. Coffee, the 50s and a healthy dose of sarcasm.