My name is Johnny. I'm a student of architecture. I love to laugh and make jokes. Dress up and be crazy. I'm spontaneous and you have to love it. I'm not conceited, though my profile probably comes across as such, I'm actually pretty smart, I just don't like to come across as pretentious. D: When I love, I love whole heartedly. I can't help being goofy and random, so if you don't love me for it, well then I guess screw off.
I'm a horrible person in the sense that I gossip. D: I like ghost stories, the paranormal, buildings, love, the shock factor of my dress, as well as my family. I hate my dad. Totally long story. We haven't spoken since he went to prison. I hope I scared off those faint of heart, I'm very passionate and I've had a rough past. I think I'm a better person as a result. Don't like it? Tough. I totally dig fashion, hair, people, psychology, s*x, posies, perversion, trying new things and internetz. I dislike icky things, being taking advantage of, spiders, fake boobs, and obesity. My personal motto would be: "Schpadoinkle". You dig it? I dig it. I talk funny, I'm half Japanese- half Whiteperson (Yugoslavian). I like licking postage stamps (among other things) and collecting bouncy balls. I have a weird collection of condoms from around the world. My favorite is the coca-cola flavoured one from England. Um, what else can I tell you? I'm outgoing, crazy, bipolar, I have DID, I'm a hand-full, I love getting attention from my partner, I'm clingy, I'm wonderful. Love me. I'm not pleading, guys and gals, just saying. Either you love me or hate me. Try me out. Got any more questions about me? Just ask me. I'll answer. I'm not into married people or people in relationships. Just to make that clear. I will not join your threesome, I will make my own because mine will be ten times better than yours. o; What I mean by that, for those who are slow, is don't ask me to join you and your partner in s*x over the f**king internet. That's weird. I also don't like people over 30 for partners. As people they may be cool, but honestly I'm just not into saggy balls and t*ts. kthanxbai. I'm not shallow, though I do have an ideal person in mind. I have standards. Those standards do not include race, gender, or money, but they do exist. Oh, and I'm pansexual. A person is a person. Or as my loving brother says: "A hole is a hole." Now, don't take that the wrong way, it's a joke. If you don't get jokes. Don't talk to me. I think people are beautiful in their own ways and gender doesn't really affect that. I don't date people that do drugs. Seriously. If you do drugs that's cool, but you're not for me. If you've previously done drugs, I don't care, as long as you're off of them.
