You are my type if :
You have nice eyes (the eyes can tell you alot about someone)
You have more tattoos than me
You have an irish accent ( i will literally be putty in your hands)
You have unnatural coloured hair (blue, green, pink etc.)
You like dogs (i have a big dopey staff x lab that you cant not love)
You're artistic ( i cant go a day without drawing something)
You're looking for something more than a fling
You are not my type if:
You're taller than me
You use the term 'bruv!' Or 'blud'
You're the deeply religious preachy type
Your face is orange enough to get you a job at willy wonkas
Your belly sticks out further than your boobs (sorry to the larger ladies but it just aint my thing)
You're a fan of justin bieber or one direction... just leave... now...go on...off you go...
You're a vegan thats gunna b!#@h at me whenever i eat a bacon cheeseburger
