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This is not about food. But dish out your best roast to the commenter above you based on their main profile picture.
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Deleted User Jul 9, 2017 13:07 Is that face because your prison daddy ruptured your rectum or are you trying to portray yourself as Jason Statham's council estate cousin? |
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Jul 9, 2017 14:36
Alright Ginge? |
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Jul 9, 2017 14:42 You look like an egg that was laid by an inbred chicken. |
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Jul 10, 2017 15:50 Cider is yucky... Really not much to go on with that pic ^ |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:19 Are you insecure about your weight because all we can see is your face, how does it feel to take off that mask after you've worn it all day? |
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Jul 10, 2017 16:22 You look like someone trapped your head in a vice and squashed it, it should have a wide load label on there... |
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Jul 10, 2017 16:24 The smurfs are calling and they want their hair back. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:25 Is that your face or your asshole? Can't tell because off all that hair at the bottom. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:25 You look like an alternative miss piggy in a muppet parody. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:25 Damn we all posted at the same time |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:33 Which one's the guy in your picture? |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:36
Both, stop asking for d**k pics. I'm not into klingons. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:40 Did they use pavement slags to form your face after it came apart at birth? |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:41 Your profile picture looks like it belongs in a cryptozoology book |
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Jul 10, 2017 16:48 Damn, all those windows you been licking finally made your face look flat... |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:48
Have you considered getting an actual boyfriend rather than asking your brother to pose in your pictures? |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:49 damn it I posted under QB wrong person rip. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 16:59 You look like your type is "anything that breaths, or will fit up my ass". |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:05
You don't look to happy, are you just doing the bloke for money? |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:08 ^ this is why incest is illegal. |
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Jul 10, 2017 17:09 You look like you just remembered your husband doesn't brush after eating ass. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:11 You look like the type of guy that goes through his neighbors bin to find their teenage daughters underwear. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:22 ^ This is why Trump is your president. |
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Jul 10, 2017 17:24 You look like a YouTuber that makes Top tens videos about why modern dating sucks for nice guys. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:29 You look like you are cosplaying as a hobo |
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Jul 10, 2017 17:47 You look like an insect in those glasses... |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 17:55 You look like you should be ranting about feminism infront of a men's fitness center with a megaphone. |
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Jul 10, 2017 18:01 I'm glad you have such big glasses on, we really don't want to see the rest of that face, ugh! |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:10 You look like someone mixed a bunch of random facial features into a bowl of ghee. |
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Jul 10, 2017 18:16 You look like you blame your farts on other people. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:17 I do. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:18 You look like the type of guy that strangles himself to death accidentally while w**king. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:42 The doctor promised you pretty.......he clearly didn't finish the job. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:55 You look like you're wear a space helmet, and you smell. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:55 wearing* |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 18:55 You are one pair of cheap 70s away from being a serial killer |
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Jul 10, 2017 19:22 You look like you have to spike your own drinks to get someone to "take you home". |
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Jul 10, 2017 19:24 You look like I could use a drink. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 19:26 Glasses... |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 20:00 Looks like you're wearing the wrong ones to participate in this thread. |
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Jul 10, 2017 20:02 That cactus on the front of your costume looks like a massive c**k that you will be deep-throating later... |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 21:16 Rape culture is real, but by the looks of you, you won't have to worry about that. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 22:31 You look like a feminist that feels oppressed because he kissed you without permission. |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 22:48 You look like your only sexual experience was a sympathy w**k from your elderly neighbor after she caught you peaking through her window. |
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Jul 10, 2017 23:46 You look like a elderly woman that gives sympathy w**ks |
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Deleted User Jul 10, 2017 23:52 ^this guy clearly luls kids into his shagging wagon for a quick fondle, I reckon he's the type that kills cats for fun while no one is a round however functions like a normal human being but everyone talks behind his back about how he has a weird *off* vibe to him. |
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Deleted User Jul 11, 2017 00:28 Dude what is that on your head a takeaway box. This guy has a Forehead you could balance a coffee table from. Overall though looks like the bloke who offers free hugs in a back alley where he'd chloroform you and quickly send you off to his s*x trafficking buddies for cash. Gotta pay for those cigars now eh. |
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Deleted User Jul 11, 2017 00:40
^makes forehead jokes dispite being able to inhabit the entire population of Manhattan on his own. |
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Deleted User Jul 11, 2017 07:32 I wish I could tell you what you looked like. However you seem to ashamed with the state of your own face that you've had to replace it with a cartoon. |
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Deleted User Jul 11, 2017 11:42
If you didn't have ears you'd look like my d**k you messy c**t |
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Jul 13, 2017 10:59 Do they have anything but parking lots in the UK? |
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Deleted User Jul 13, 2017 11:06 When did cousin it join this thread? |
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Jul 13, 2017 11:08 Jul 13, 2017 10:59, you'll grasp the concept of dates and time one day, buddy. |
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Deleted User Jul 13, 2017 11:44
Yep cause someone with the name DVS doesn't sound like an outdated beta AT ALL.. Like not even really.. cause you know back in the stone age where he'd literally throw a rock to hurt someones feelings... Cause this is the 21st century my bitch, Only reason you know the time is because you still wear a watch. |
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Deleted User Jul 13, 2017 13:31 You type in English almost as well as a retarded 7 year-old Chinese immigrant. |
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Jul 14, 2017 02:55 Yano if you stop looking at d!cks we might be able to see your face |
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Deleted User Jul 14, 2017 05:28 You look like you aren't allowed within 5 miles of any park, school or church. |
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Jul 14, 2017 08:45 Sorry, just not good at roasting. If I come at you it's cause I hate your guts and want you to suffer and die. M. Scallywag just doesn't inspire that level of evil in me. Nor do I know him well enough to casually talk s.h.i.t. Just saying..... |
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Deleted User Jul 14, 2017 09:06 ^pussy |
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Jul 14, 2017 09:31 Is that ☝a roast? Maybe I dunno what roasting is. Normally, atleast around my home town. Right after you call someone a p.u.s.s.y. The very next thing you gotta do is pick up all your front teeth off the pavement.... |
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Deleted User Jul 14, 2017 10:00 I think what Cured meant was the P stood for Puss |
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Jul 14, 2017 10:34 Meh..... Guess there's worse things than being a p.u.s.s.y. |
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Jul 14, 2017 10:40 Sean, roasting is just issuing insults for comedic value. |
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Deleted User Jul 14, 2017 10:41 You look like a local scouse chav selling wood chippings tryna pass it off as weed. |
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Jul 14, 2017 10:45 Coming from an actual scouse chav who once bought wood chippings thinking they were weed? |
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Deleted User Jul 14, 2017 10:51 Ooooh -tips hat- well played Razor. |
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Deleted User Jul 23, 2017 21:43 You look like you own a motel. |
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Jul 23, 2017 22:05 You look like a neon sign outside of a gays only motel. |
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Deleted User Jul 23, 2017 22:57 That's some nice work they did to your face.......put your mask back on. |
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Jul 24, 2017 15:40 Speaking of masks, I thought Limeys didn't celebrate Halloween...oh wait, that's just the real mug you're stuck with for the rest of your unfortunate days... |
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Deleted User Jul 25, 2017 09:36 Ahhh rattle are you uncle fester's brother? The one who's got hair like. |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:12 Lol this is funny... 😭😭 |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:12 Lol this is funny... 😭😭 |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:12 Lol this is funny... 😭😭 |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:22 Jeez mariposa we heard you the first fifteen times! Is that radiation in your picture frying your brain or something? |
