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Compose an epitaph for the person above you..
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 18:41 She lived her life the same way she wrote game threads, with minimal effort. |
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Apr 26, 2017 18:53 If only he had a pair of metal snips to clip his shins open, Metal Cactus might still be with us instead of dehydrating in that desert. |
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Apr 26, 2017 18:57
She took the awesome with her wherever she went, the world could not be the same without her |
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Apr 26, 2017 19:24 And the children ran into the street and joined hands, tears of joy spilled down their cherubic faces, for she was a deceased parrot. |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 20:31 Disasterbated too hard |
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Apr 26, 2017 20:32 Died young. Stayed pretty. |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 20:38 Never did learn to sit still. |
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Apr 26, 2017 20:53 Died in obscurity while serving on a Viking raid |
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Apr 26, 2017 21:21 You're tacky and I hate you |
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Apr 26, 2017 21:24 Was suffocated by his own facial hair... |
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Apr 26, 2017 21:24 Dammit! |
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Apr 26, 2017 21:45 God save the Queen!!.....Oh sh!t, Nevermind. |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 21:47 She was the first person ever to OD on marijuana. |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:17 Died In a bolt throwing accident. |
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Apr 26, 2017 22:17
His mediocre hockey skills were surpassed only by the inability to create an original username.... |
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Apr 26, 2017 22:19
Sorry, Plop !...We posted @ the same time.... |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:23 Someone Do me please |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:58 The story of his life, no one ever did do plop. Some say on days when the wind falls silent you can still hear him calling from beyond the grave "Do me, Somebody Do me!" |
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 23:24 Fücked to death by Satan. |
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Apr 27, 2017 01:34
Having never left the confines of her room, & with her "disability" preventing her from distinguishing realities, Antonia's Mum deeply regrets buying her the latest hit VR game, "Mosh Pit of Death, Who Can Survive Slayer's Pit?!"... |
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Apr 27, 2017 02:07 She loved a taco. |
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Apr 27, 2017 13:49 ^Did you just say I died from being gay?? |
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Apr 27, 2017 14:04
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Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 16:26 Throttled to death by an angry butch lesbian. |
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Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 16:37 we must always remember to never put metal in a microwave. |
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Apr 27, 2017 17:30 Flush ! |
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Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 18:19 Like most of her endless forum games... |
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Apr 27, 2017 20:37 In the unlikely event that anyone comes to read this, I'm sorry for being an intolerable c**t bubble |
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Apr 27, 2017 20:46
Wes killed for being a c**t bubble. |
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Apr 27, 2017 20:56 No, really. I'm fine. 👍 |
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Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 21:41 Just like Elvis, death by constipation... they were not the roids she was looking for. |
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Apr 28, 2017 00:02
He lived his life as a pretty smart rebel, fighting for what is right without thinking about what other People could think of him. |
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Apr 28, 2017 00:10 I secretly never liked any of you. That's what the smile's about byatch! ☺ |
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Apr 28, 2017 02:23 Death via a badly packed kebab. |
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Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 02:32 He died free and green! |
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Apr 28, 2017 02:36
He didn't die. |
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Apr 28, 2017 06:30 Having gotten backstage to the after party @ a Flogging Molly gig, Paddy accidentally ate some moldy peaches and tripped his face off into oblivion, a happy man! 🍑 |
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Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 09:46
The only thing more bloody and metal than her persona was the chainsaw she used to shred those crooked coppers, but alas they vastly outnumbered her and she was eventually subdued |
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Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 15:17 Death by uncontrollable diarreah |
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Apr 28, 2017 16:00 On this day we have to say goodbye to our dead romance. They are gone too young. They were murdered with clinginess by someone named Love. We will always remember you. |
