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Funeral Created Feb 9, 2017 01:20
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Hi guys and gals! I like bananas and i think you should too! If you don't like bananas, let me know why. Nah, just kidding. Please argue with each other instead!

 

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 01:23

Dude, I thought you were a fake profile of you, had to go check,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 01:23

I meant Funeral

Funeral

Feb 9, 2017 01:31

There is no real me, only this profile facade i've created.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 01:41

Yes we have no bananas today.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 01:44

But it really is Jeff

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 01:48

If we ignore the post long enough it will go away.

Funeral

Feb 9, 2017 02:21

I'm so very proud of my vast fake profile collection!

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 06:23

My Jeffy made a forum post!

Calthropstu

Feb 9, 2017 06:28

I want to get a car shaped like a banana and let a girlfriend drive it... so I could say she drives me bananas.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 06:28

If you get a banana car chances are you will not have a gf

Calthropstu

Feb 9, 2017 06:34

hmmm.

Maybe I should get the gf first?

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 06:36

She might just leave you after

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 07:39

I hate you Jeffagator.

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 07:41

For the record... this is clearly the real Funeral, aka Jeff Aka Jaffagator or Jeffy to Christa.

Also for the record Bananas are the real reason there is so much hate in the world.
They taste awful, the texture is disgusting, the smell foul and they are yellow.

GROSS.

Rid the world of bananas and there will be world peace.

Promise.

Earlofrochester

Feb 9, 2017 07:45

You're a f**king racist.

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 07:46

I'm Bananaphobic

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 07:55

She secretly loves bananas but just won't admit it

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 08:10

SHUSH THEY MAKE ME VOMIT

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 08:28

Pfft

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 08:41

pfffffft right back at you.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 08:54

Pffft....

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 09:16

PPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTT

Earlofrochester

Feb 9, 2017 09:19

Wow, it's like being trapped in a room with a hundred farting dogs.

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 09:25

HAHA Earl, that is the best comment of the day!

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 09:35

The Banana Splits had a Banana car, did them no wrong, the girls loved them.

Rule 1 - Get a Banana car.

Rule 2 - Eat more bananas.

Rule 3 - if your gf drives your banana car she can't drive you bananas. Singular/plural issues.

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 09:41

That made my head hurt Paddy

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 09:47

Blah dogs

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 09:48

There's 52 ways to murder anyone
1 and 2 are they same but they both work as well

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:18

Getting back on topic, I like Bananas too Jeffy love! Dani as well but she won't admit it lol

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 10:19

Have you tried banana flavoured toffee?

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:21

No but I'm not a big fan on Toffee but I do have Banana flavored pop sickles

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 10:27

You all make me sick.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:30

Jeffy and I are sitting here dipping the banana pop sickles into chocolate ice cream right now Dani

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 10:32

Banana ice cream would sell by the banana boat load if they made it.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:33

I love banana ice cream!

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 10:37

You got some 😫

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:38

It rules,

Oh, and Dani must be lying about hating bananas, or clearly she's mentally unhinged and in need of medical asssisatce,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:39

assistance*

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:40

We have something called bomb pops which is a banana and chocolate ice cream pop thingy lol

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:41

She says she hates them but I know secretly she absolutely loves them she's just in denial

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 10:45

She has that, "YUM YUM! BANANA!" glint in her eye,,,

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 11:02

{{QuasiModda}}
Feb 9, 2017 10:38
It rules,

Oh, and Dani must be lying about hating bananas, or clearly she's mentally unhinged and in need of medical asssisatce,,,

- - -

I don't lie dude they are evil. I once took a swig of a milkshake not realising it was my friends instead of mine, it was banana and I have never been so sick in my life. Complete waste of a meal.

True story - when I was 3 the doctor gave me banana medicine... took FOUR people to old me down and try and get me to swallow it, thats how much I hate the stuff. Needless to say I threw it up every where.

f**king hate them. I won't even have them in my house. My housemate snuck them in and hid them in a cupboard.... I could actually f**king smell them I told him to get them out of the kitchen and keep them in his own f**king room. He never bothered bringing them back again.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 11:08

I ate health food all day yesterday. Drank plenty of water. Went to the gym, lifted weights, walked about 3 miles. After all that.... About 10:30 pm last night. I went crazy and ate a HUGE amount of banana cream pie (with apple pie thrown on top of it) It was soooooooo good. Extra push ups today....

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 11:18

Have bananas around as my sugar rush if my blood sugars get low.

Beats any soft drink or chocolate bar.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 20:10

I like more of the banana flavor than the actual banana honestly though

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 20:14

GROSS

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 20:20

Bananas are the best for getting filthy looks when you're eating one in public, no matter if it's a girl or guy eating one, you'll get someone looking to see if you just eat it or deep throat it.

How,do,I eat mine?

I could swallow Excalibur I could me duck 😍😜

UseRockerName

Feb 9, 2017 22:50

Los PlΓ‘tanos son mejores.

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 22:53

huh?

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 23:02

Rockero said that plantains are better

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 23:04

So clearly mentally unhinged then, Dani?

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 23:09

Clearly.

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Deleted User

Feb 9, 2017 23:28

At least now I know how to kryptonite you,,,

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 23:32

f**k.

JEFF YOU t**t! You gave away my weakness.

Mother f**ker.

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 9, 2017 23:33

Get Dani with a bucket load of banana juice like in the prom scen in Carrie.

I'd rather it be nana juice than hog juice.

Jack of all Trades

Feb 9, 2017 23:35

Dani

Feb 9, 2017 23:44

f**k YOU GUYS!

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 10, 2017 00:07

Can I be third in the queue, it's my lucky number 😝

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:21

Jeff smiled at your comment Dani!

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 00:31

I thought he might Christa... tell him he is a w**ker!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:33

"Bananas ruin lives"

But are you positive Freddy?

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:36

Jeff says he thinks your a w**ker lol
Hi Jess!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:37

You're*

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 00:39

He is the biggest w**ker of all.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:43

Hi christa!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:47

@Dani

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 00:53

Modda.... I think its a good job i can't see that!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 00:56

Can't see?

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 00:56

Nope. I just see a little square.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:03

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/bhBQzYCcs_D8oX01a90skQ--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD0zMTk7dz01MTA-/http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130614120650/youngwritersclub/images/6/6c/River-song-with-a-banana-meme-generator-quiet-you-dont-make-me-use-this-banana-d0e8ff.jpg.cf.jpg

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:04

^ You can look it up that way

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 01:05

I'll pass thanks.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:07

But it's for your own good, really

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 01:11

No, I can do with out it.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:14

How have you been Jess?
Also good one Modda! I thought it was funny as hell

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:15

I found that one, special for Dani's 'problem'

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:16

Hi, StayPretty,,,

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 01:17

I don't have a special problem. Its genuine.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:19

Mhmm sure it is Dani

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:20

speshul*

UseRockerName

Feb 10, 2017 01:31

I said plΓ‘tanos are better but is they we call bananas lol

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 01:44

I've been good. Thought I'd pop in and see how everyone was.

Hi modd

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 02:00

Good to see all is well with you.

Saw the rumble with the dumbell thread?

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 04:03

That's good Jess

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 16:15

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 16:34

*VOMS*

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 17:30

Dani

Feb 10, 2017 18:27

Bear....

I don't even want to hug you now.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 18:54

But...it's....a...kitty...eating...a...banana!

LOOK AT THE KITTY!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 18:57

Oh My Moon! KITTY

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 18:59

Banana aside, that's a cute as f**k cat.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 19:08

That cat is on a mission.

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 20:12

All cats are cute! Even the ugly ones

Earlofrochester

Feb 10, 2017 20:17

Earlofrochester

Feb 10, 2017 20:21

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 21:15

Awww all of these pics are cute!

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 21:49

That monkey cat needs to be stopped,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 22:11

I dunno about the monkey cat....

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 22:41

That cat is funny,,,

Psychopatrish

Feb 10, 2017 22:43

Poor monkey cat. πŸ˜”

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Deleted User

Feb 10, 2017 23:08

Monkey cat looks sad but is still cute

Deathlyshade

Feb 11, 2017 01:52

I live in the banana republic 🍌🍌🍌. Does that count?
Also I make great banana bread Christa.

Monkey cat looked like it was being force fed a phallus. Just saying......πŸ˜‰πŸ’πŸ±

Psychopatrish

Feb 11, 2017 02:08

Welcome back Jess!

Deathly, you live in that yuppie khaki store on South Street in Philly? Cool...also..🍌 🍞. ..mmmmmm.

Yes yes, monkey cat is a sad reminder this is the most refreshing thread in quite a while.....

Thank you, gray area of animal cruelty, for allowing the line of cute and disturbing to be blurred.

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Deleted User

Feb 11, 2017 02:12

Deathly, wtf? Eww

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Deleted User

Feb 11, 2017 05:57

Banana bread is the best and also ADELE!!!!!

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Deleted User

Feb 11, 2017 06:03

Banana bread is good, just terrific, in fact - - - OH, WAIT, DANI!!!

Dani

Feb 11, 2017 10:28

I hate you guys.

I'm sick and those pictures make me want to vom. By the bucket load. Someone once told me I was irrational for not even allowing this yellow fruit of doom into my house... they too found themselves not allowed in my house.

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Deleted User

Feb 11, 2017 15:17

UseRockerName

Feb 11, 2017 15:22

El único fruto del amor es la banana es la banana 🎼🎀
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdozC5j3ww

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Deleted User

Feb 11, 2017 23:57

Lol Dani

Dani

Feb 11, 2017 23:58

So not funny Christa.

Psychopatrish

Feb 12, 2017 00:54

Here we are then.....

Banana salt water taffy.

Direct from the Jersey shore, you betcha! 🍌 🍬

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 00:56

NOOOOOOOOOO

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 03:37

I eat one or two bananas a day. Save an inch of the bottom for the birds outside,,,

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 03:42

Gross.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 03:42

What kinda birds?

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 04:07

There was my mocking bird friend, Guinevere, who realized that the big ugly monkey monster was leaving peanuts for the cardinals and bluejays and occasional chicadees. Mockingbirds can't cracked that shell or eat hard seeds, so I crumbled some up for him, and he and the robins realized bananas were yum yum goodness too.

Sadly, Guin and the wife he got this spring disappeared during the summer, probably the damn cats around here.

There's a new mockingbird hanging around now. We have hollies here and so does a yard two houses over, so it becomes a mockingbird territory for them berries...

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 04:08

Hey, maybe I can call this mockingbird Dani. Banana Dani,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 04:09

I had seen Guinevere try to open the peanuts in shells,,, So that's when I started crushing them for him,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 04:13

Banana Dani is a damn fine name.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 04:42

BANANA DANI IS IT!!!

Well, Dani, we got a banana eating mockingbird named after you, howbow dah?

Calthropstu

Feb 12, 2017 04:43

I just ate a banana.

It was awesome.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 07:25

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 10:51

Cash me outside yo.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 18:34

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 18:34

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 18:56

Ooops, the "meme" in there was because that - minus the banana - was part of some meme thread elsewhere,,,

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 18:58

I hate you.

Psychopatrish

Feb 12, 2017 19:02

There once was a girl named Dani
Who said she wanted her "nani"
But Mod misunderstood
Brought her fruit from his hood
And now she is tanning his fanny!

Also....Banana. 🍌

Earlofrochester

Feb 12, 2017 19:07

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 20:45

I hate you all so much right now.

More than Kelis.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 21:09

Jack of all Trades

Feb 12, 2017 21:16

Well Dani, it seems all the banana milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 21:17

I can't even talk about this!

You guys make me sick.

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 21:18

OH HELL NO KOOS.

Jack of all Trades

Feb 12, 2017 21:20

This one is on you. YOU brought in Kelis. Mu-hahahahahhahahaha - cough - hahahahahahahaha!!!

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 21:24

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 21:31

Wow Mod that was funny and Trish that was great

Jack of all Trades

Feb 12, 2017 21:31

Addressing Modda's last meme, bananas will help you poop.

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 21:32

I'm sulking with each and every one of you right now.

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 21:43

Which one, Wolvy?

Earlofrochester

Feb 12, 2017 21:53

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 21:59

Mmmm, I hunguh for one now,,,

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 22:01

BLEH

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 22:07

The one with Banani in it Mod!

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 22:08

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 22:09

No i'm not mad.

Just very disappointed.

IN ALL OF YOU!

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 22:23

Awesome Mod!

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 22:37

Thanks, Wolvy

@Banani

Deathlyshade

Feb 12, 2017 23:01

We do love you Dani.... ❀❀really. We just happen to love the yellow herb as well. Apparently Earl loves them a little too much. That may have to be addressed somewhere else.

Trish, Queensland has always been known as the Banana Republic.
Yes yes yes, I am a sick sad individual BUT I have never made any of my kitties eat a banana. They lived very long lives by the way.

Dani

Feb 12, 2017 23:03

At least someone does Del

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 23:05

Banani*

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Deleted User

Feb 12, 2017 23:08

I haven't mentioned bananas since the other night

Deathlyshade

Feb 13, 2017 00:04

I would never terrorize you with the unmetionable.

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Deleted User

Feb 13, 2017 01:10

That's because you're too sweet Adele just like a yummy banana pop sickle

Deathlyshade

Feb 13, 2017 02:09

However Christa has no qualms about pointing the yellow herb in your direction.

A popsicle 😲. That sounds rather rude. Nice but rude.

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Deleted User

Feb 13, 2017 02:18

But it's my favorite x.x it's sweet and delicious

Deathlyshade

Feb 13, 2017 02:35

You have a Jeff. Diabetic overload. πŸ˜‰

Damn I had written something else but it was too salacious. *pouts*

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Deleted User

Feb 13, 2017 04:14

Aw I do
Aw Adele you could send it to me lol

Deathlyshade

Feb 13, 2017 22:26

Why Miss Christa, I do declare you would go redder than my hair!

*falls asleep at the computer at work*

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Deleted User

Feb 13, 2017 22:35

ok now I really want to know haha

Dani

Feb 14, 2017 07:25

STOP KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE!

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 07:37

^ Oh my, complains about bumping it by bumping it 9 hours later!!!




Have you gone





Bananas?

Earlofrochester

Feb 14, 2017 07:48

Bananas!!!!

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 08:39

BANANAS!!!

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 08:46

Bananas !

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 09:41

BANANAS!!!

Dani

Feb 14, 2017 09:54

f**k. Hadn't realised it had been that long... it was still at the top of my list.

Earlofrochester

Feb 14, 2017 10:04

Bananas!

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 11:07

Wait, what? Banani didn't realize it was already tomorrow? Awwwwwwwwwww,,,,,



BANANAS!!!

Dani

Feb 14, 2017 11:41

For the record. I still hate you guys.

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 20:53

HAHAHAHA this is STILL going? Sweet, Dani Banani is keeping this thread ALIVE baby!

Earlofrochester

Feb 14, 2017 21:05

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 22:05

Aww, that's so sweet for Banani, a gif that sings,,,

BANANAS!!!

Dani

Feb 14, 2017 22:51

Bastards.

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Deleted User

Feb 14, 2017 23:53

PT boat on the way to Havana. I used to make a living by picking the banana.....

Havana Affair by The Ramones

Migiヽ(^0^)γƒŽ

Feb 15, 2017 08:01



Sorry i couldn't resist love you Dani πŸ˜‡

Dani

Feb 15, 2017 08:01

🀒

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Deleted User

Feb 15, 2017 08:14

BANANI!!!

Deathlyshade

Feb 15, 2017 13:22

You have all officially gone bananas!!!!!!

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Deleted User

Feb 15, 2017 15:41

Wow this is still going

Psychopatrish

Feb 15, 2017 16:35

Is that a banana in your pocket?......

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Deleted User

Feb 15, 2017 17:42

Nope ☝

Psychopatrish

Feb 15, 2017 17:54

🍌 πŸ‘€

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Deleted User

Feb 15, 2017 18:12

Psychopatrish
Feb 15, 2017 16:35
Is that a banana in your pocket?......

Or are just Dani to see me?

TrollSkank

Feb 15, 2017 18:53

I don't like them

Dani

Feb 15, 2017 18:55

HATE YOU ALL.

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Deleted User

Feb 16, 2017 21:57

So two people are not fond of bananas

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Deleted User

Feb 16, 2017 23:47

We used to get banana spiders all the time!

Deathlyshade

Feb 17, 2017 00:00

Unless I'm Bear Grylls, I would not be eating those bananas (spiders). Bit stringy and they move.

Deathlyshade

Feb 17, 2017 01:41

Where I live, eveything bites. Just depends on how big or poisonous it is. πŸ˜„

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 02:15

People..... is what will kill you where I live.

Deathlyshade

Feb 17, 2017 02:41

Threaten them with bananas Sean and a punk attitude!

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 02:53

What happened, they run outta bananas?

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 03:04

Yeas, we have no bananas,,,

Dani

Feb 17, 2017 11:29

You bunch of d**ks.

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 12:23

Hahaha still going

Earlofrochester

Feb 17, 2017 12:27

Psychopatrish

Feb 17, 2017 14:35

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 14:47

☝

Dani

Feb 17, 2017 15:30

w**kERS

Calthropstu

Feb 17, 2017 16:54

Dani, this is all important stuff we're talking about here. You need to know how to defend yourself when a maniac comes after you with a banana...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

Dani

Feb 17, 2017 22:27

I will not watch that video.

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Deleted User

Feb 17, 2017 23:21

I ain't watching it either.

Deathlyshade

Feb 18, 2017 01:57

It is the bananas in pajamas you have to worry about. They are freaking huge! Yes they do exist. B1 and B2.

Dani

Feb 18, 2017 02:05

DEL!

Its 2 am. I don't give a s**t about bananas come online I want to hear your s*xy f**king voice

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 02:12

Banani, would you like to hear the delicious tones emerging from my moutha as I chomp on a banana at the most languid heavenly pace possible?

Dani

Feb 18, 2017 02:17

I'd rather be dead.

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 02:47

B-b-b-b-b-naaaan-n-n[{mmm, this is good}]nan-n-n-aaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,

Deathlyshade

Feb 18, 2017 03:02

Fine sweet Dani. You can hear me now. The dulcet tones of accent. lol
No eating the forbidden fruit in voice!

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 03:06

EAT IT!!!

Dani

Feb 18, 2017 03:09

I love your sweet aussie voice. It does things to me.

Modda.... go take a long walk off a short cliff.

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 03:20

Dani

Feb 18, 2017 03:24

You make me sick.

Deathlyshade

Feb 18, 2017 03:28

*temps Modda with a bunch of bananas and a packet of jelly babies*

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 03:33

*Modda grabs bananas, eats one, throws another at Banani, keeps rest with jelly babies for later*

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Deleted User

Feb 18, 2017 03:36

I just looked up jelly babies, we don't have them here.
Gummis I presume?

Deathlyshade

Feb 18, 2017 10:11

Indeed. Tom Baker's 4th Doctor Who always had them in his pocket. πŸ˜„

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Deleted User

Feb 22, 2017 06:55

This s**t is bananas

Deathlyshade

Feb 22, 2017 07:18

One banana two banana three banana four
All bananas make a split so do many more
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Come along to bring you the banana splits show

Four banana three banana two banana one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Fleagle bingo drooper and snork


d**kies - Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song)

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Deleted User

Feb 22, 2017 07:20

I think next week it's Pancake Day here in the UK. I may have some blueberry and BANANA pancakes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Deathlyshade

Feb 22, 2017 07:20

Ffs, even the Dlckies get edited. πŸ˜‘

Deathlyshade

Feb 22, 2017 07:26

Er no blueberries!!!!!! Raspberries and strawberries are sweeter. I thought shrove Tuesday pancakes were thin with lemon juice and sugar or honey. I remember my mother making them for us as children. I didn't even know thick pancakes existed til I was a teenager.

Jack of all Trades

Feb 22, 2017 13:52

Jack of all Trades

Feb 22, 2017 13:52

Deathlyshade

Feb 22, 2017 14:49

Is the purple haired one supposed to be Dani??

R.J. MacReady

Feb 22, 2017 16:22

S'funny, I'm eating one now with some peanuts, just as I logged on here.

Uhhh yeah I really gotta stop eating at my laptop. Bad. Bad.

Earlofrochester

Feb 22, 2017 16:24

I prefer crepes to fat us doughy pancakes.

Jack of all Trades

Feb 22, 2017 17:01

No, it's not supposed to be Dani. You mentioned the Banana Splits, I came up with this scene from Kick-Ass where they use a version of this track

Earlofrochester

Feb 22, 2017 18:43

Classic^^

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Deleted User

Feb 22, 2017 18:43

Dani

Feb 22, 2017 19:30

f**ks sake guys WHY??????

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Deleted User

Feb 22, 2017 19:40

I'll be honest...I was bored before I left for work this morning

Dani

Feb 22, 2017 20:16

This is YOUR fault.

Earlofrochester

Feb 22, 2017 20:27

Cactus, that is fantastic.

Paddy MacLennane

Feb 22, 2017 21:04

Oh I say, rudey dudey banana 😱

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Deleted User

Feb 22, 2017 22:12

I just found this one by accident, looking up stalker guy templates,,,
Added some captions, and, voila!

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Deleted User

Feb 23, 2017 02:08

Hahahaha and I thought this was going to stay dead Also i made Jeff and me some pancakes earlier. We didn't have any bananas to go in them but I do have Banana nut bread

Deathlyshade

Feb 23, 2017 02:28

Hehe banana and nuts..........

Psychopatrish

Feb 23, 2017 02:45

The Banana Splits


Seriously.

You guys.

My JAM back in the day.

Deathlyshade

Feb 23, 2017 02:54

I know right?! Tra la la. Very cool when I was a kid as well Trish. ❀

Psychopatrish

Feb 23, 2017 02:59

Deathly....Gurlllllllll!!! Fo real, doh!

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Deleted User

Feb 23, 2017 03:39

Ya made my old mug happy,,,

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Deleted User

Feb 23, 2017 03:39

With that, Trish

Dani

Feb 23, 2017 11:01

WHY GUYS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!

Jack of all Trades

Feb 23, 2017 14:28

Don't feed the trolls... especially with bananas

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Deleted User

Feb 23, 2017 18:32

I think it's funny that this is still going

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Deleted User

Feb 23, 2017 18:48

Dani

Feb 23, 2017 18:49

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Deathlyshade

Feb 23, 2017 23:57

B1 AND B2!!!!!!!
Goddamn you childhood trauma.

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Ghost-Prince-12

Feb 24, 2017 01:00

I love the Banana republic not the shop though

Dani

Feb 24, 2017 01:00

Wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dani

Feb 24, 2017 01:00

Wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Ghost-Prince-12

Feb 24, 2017 01:01

B1 and B2 looks like they are C-walking

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Deleted User

Feb 24, 2017 01:18

Deathlyshade

Feb 24, 2017 07:18

Ok that is just plain wrong looking.
One eye Willy.

Dani

Feb 24, 2017 07:48

I'm can't deal with this any more 😭😭😭😭😭

Migiヽ(^0^)γƒŽ

Feb 24, 2017 08:05

Dani

Feb 24, 2017 09:02

that makes me feel so sick

Deathlyshade

Feb 24, 2017 09:36

I am giggling and yet dying inside Migi.

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Deleted User

Feb 24, 2017 21:06

Ok that is pretty funny

Dani

Feb 24, 2017 23:48

This is not f**king funny!

*sulks*

Deathlyshade

Feb 25, 2017 02:10

You are so cute when you sulk.

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Deleted User

Feb 25, 2017 07:26

She's cute all da time

Calthropstu

Feb 26, 2017 00:05

*comforts the sulking Dani with an apple*

Dani

Feb 27, 2017 08:49

Thanks Cal, at least you're not a total t**t

Deathlyshade

Feb 27, 2017 11:36

It's red! Where are the green ones?

Dani

Feb 27, 2017 11:36

Red is better

Calthropstu

Feb 27, 2017 12:52

Agreed Dani, red apples are sweet and juicy. The green ones are sour and thicker. Gimme a red over a green any day.

Deathlyshade

Feb 27, 2017 12:53

I like sour apples. Red ones are floury.

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 01:53

I'm not reading all of this, I just want to know what business Jeff has creating a forum post. That is so totally not okay.

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 02:31

Bananas, OV, Jeff went bananas,,,

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 07:31

Dani hates Bananas Joshy that's why Jeff made it πŸ˜‚

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 07:56

BANANI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dani

Mar 11, 2017 18:26

f**ks sake I thought this post was dead.

Bunch of w**kers

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 20:27

πŸ‘† Josh started it up again!

Dani

Mar 11, 2017 23:13

f**ks sake Josh!!

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 23:21

Dani, do you know the muffin man?

Dani

Mar 11, 2017 23:42

πŸ™„

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Deleted User

Mar 11, 2017 23:43

If I could make a Meme this would be a lot funnier! Use the Muff Dani!

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 01:33

I'm feeling wicked tonight. Unfortunately, I am tech retarded with memes. So, dani is off the hook with me. Lol

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 01:43

Make memes at imigflip. Super easy, real cool,,,

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 01:43

Make memes at imigflip. Super easy, real cool,,,

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 01:43

oops, sorry, DP

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 04:59

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 05:00

Is anything appearing at all up there? ^

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 05:15

nope

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 07:40

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 07:40

Eh, I give up πŸ˜‚

Dani

Mar 12, 2017 11:37

Good. Give up. Stop terrorising me. It's mean.

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 12:15

Mmmm bananas

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 16:41

Lol I was trying to help you Dani πŸ˜‚

Dani

Mar 12, 2017 18:49

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Deleted User

Mar 12, 2017 21:59

Hey dani, apparently you'll know what your personal hell is going to be. When you wake up and your machine head t-shirt turned into a banana head shirt; then, you know you're there.

Deathlyshade

Mar 12, 2017 23:31

This is all very disturbing.πŸ™ƒ
Coffee? β˜•

Dani

Mar 13, 2017 09:30

Thanks guys.

Earlofrochester

Mar 13, 2017 12:17

Banana.

Dani

Mar 13, 2017 13:37

t**t

Deathlyshade

Mar 13, 2017 14:13

Really Earl?
Such a bad boy.

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Deleted User

Mar 13, 2017 14:40

havn't you abused her enough with all the banana talk already?

Psychopatrish

Mar 13, 2017 14:44

She likes it.

Why do you think she changed her name to Banani? 🍌

Psychopatrish

Mar 13, 2017 14:48

Dani Dani Fo-faney
Banana nanny fo-faney
Me my mo man-ey
Banani! 🎢 🍌

Dani

Mar 13, 2017 14:51

Trish.... this is why you terrify me.

Dani

Mar 13, 2017 14:52

Apparently not Dan.

Psychopatrish

Mar 13, 2017 14:57

Awwwww. *hugs while stabbing you with fruit - squish!*

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Deleted User

Mar 13, 2017 17:03

Call this therapy. πŸ˜‚

Dani

Mar 13, 2017 21:53

Thanks Bear. I call it bullying. *sulks*

Deathlyshade

Mar 14, 2017 02:59

Hehe Melon hugs please Dani and Trish. πŸ’œ

 

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