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So everyone, how do you want to die?
Lets list a few conditions to make things interesting:
1: This s**t makes national news no matter how mediocre the death is, videos go viral on ALL social media.
2: Pain is OPTIONAL.
3: You can spend as much time dying as you want. Yes you can live out a normal happy life without the sensation of pain, but your ENTIRE life goes viral with constant news coverage across the planet.
4: Laws of the universe are DISREGARDED. If you want to die by vomiting out your own skeleton or by gravity reversal and falling up into space, these are options.
I'll go first:
I'd spend about 30 minutes glitching through walls and s**t before clipping through the ground and being incinerated by the Earth's core.
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Deleted User Jul 31, 2019 15:16 I would like to die after being the first person to set foot on the surface of the sun. |
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Deleted User Jul 31, 2019 21:35 ^I will be the guy that gave him one hell of a boot to get there! |
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Deleted User Aug 1, 2019 13:44 I’ll plant the British flag on the surface in your honor for a small fee. Actually a large fee. |
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Aug 2, 2019 03:43 I'd have to choose being part of an epic medieval style army against army battle, with my not surviving of course. |
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Deleted User Aug 2, 2019 09:48 Anything'll do |
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Deleted User Aug 11, 2019 21:49 I want to die laughing my head off, literally someone tells me a joke so funny my head explodes and catapults right through my local pubs widow killing all my "backstabbing friends" like a game of Ten Pin Bowling " ♣️ |
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Deleted User Aug 12, 2019 10:31 Snu snu, for sure. |
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Aug 12, 2019 14:44
^Been trying to post a "death by snu snu" gif for days. |
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Deleted User Aug 12, 2019 23:09
Orgasm induced aneurysm. |
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Deleted User Aug 13, 2019 13:49 Damn, why didn’t I think of that? |
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Aug 13, 2019 21:20
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Aug 13, 2019 21:21
FACK FACK FACK FACK. |
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Deleted User Aug 16, 2019 05:45 I would be given the new age treatment to extend my life indefinitely so that I could board a ship and blast myself off into the cosmos to watch the universe unfold eventually dying in my ship as it continues on through the infinite void for the rest of eternity. |
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Aug 17, 2019 03:41 I think Becky's answer is my favorite so far. |
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Aug 18, 2019 00:28 in my sleep dreaming about something happy or a Cartoon Road-Runner giving a bomb from Acme lol |
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Deleted User Aug 18, 2019 18:37
what a dark question, you want dark, k..how about |
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Deleted User Aug 18, 2019 18:40 alien space invaders |
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Aug 26, 2019 23:24 In a bath tub with a toaster... trying to remove a bath snack poptart that's became stuck and forgetting about the hydro electric consequences. |
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Deleted User Aug 27, 2019 02:58
do you have an interest in electricity and water? |
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Aug 27, 2019 06:28 Yes, like energy drinks with electrolytes. |
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Aug 27, 2019 18:09 Heart stops while having the best s*x of my lifem |
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Deleted User Aug 27, 2019 18:13 I wanna die from something ridiculous, like stubbing my toe on the kitchen cabinet. |
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Aug 27, 2019 18:15 ^It could happen... |
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Deleted User Aug 27, 2019 18:21 Die from infected toe stubbing incident. |
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Aug 27, 2019 18:22
At this rate, it'll be death by heat exhaustion. |
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Deleted User Oct 20, 2019 09:22
Peacefully in my sleep, unlike the passengers in my car screaming at me to wake up |
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Deleted User Oct 25, 2019 07:46 In a hail of bullets and bombs |
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Deleted User Oct 25, 2019 14:39 But why? Watch enough Syria videos and you’ll realize that’s a pretty lousy way to go. |
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Deleted User Oct 26, 2019 15:20 I died after joining this forum |
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Deleted User Oct 26, 2019 18:13 Id like a woman like Xenia from Goldeneye to crush me with her thighs. That would be a fun way to go |
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Nov 14, 2019 15:16 I would most likely set up some kind of Rube Goldberg esk device that would most likely turn whatever was left of me assuming I didn't die instantly into a enormous pile of chunky salsa something most likely involving razor wire axes blow torches circular saws and maybe even some very large butcher's hooks |
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Nov 14, 2019 16:47
Her teeth sink slowly into my wrist holding me close and looking into my eyes, my arm starts to feel cold, this feeling of a cold warmth spreads through my body, I see life grow in her eyes as she watches it diminish in mine, my heart firstly races then slowly slower as if it's whispering now a shadow of a beat, this silent lulabye seems to last for...... I loose all sense of time and my surroundings there is only her eyes telling me it's ok, sleep now,.. |