Tomboy dog owner, stand-up comic, and connoisseur of cheap-ass wine
Yeah, I am one of those 'wears nothing but black' types: it was an accident, I swear. (Mostly because I hate clothes shopping, and can't be arsed to sort my laundry.)
I started out as a punk/industrial type, but then my ears got adventurous, and I freely admit to liking classic country, mariachi, and Taylor Swift. I also refuse to deny liking anything I actually enjoy. Life is too short to worry about being cool - if I like something, there's never any doubt!
You'll never lose me in a crowd; I can start a conversation with anyone (and make them laugh); my statement earrings and awesome shoes are tax-deductable. Made in Canada from UK parts.
Bonus material: a bantam-weight mutt whose interests include barking, food, and tug-of-war comes as part of the package. He likes pretty much everyone, but if you're secretly a squirrel, it's gonna be awkward.
