The name’s Callum, knowns as ‘No u’ amongst friends. I’m from ‘LA’ as in Littlehampton (‘cause non of the locals seem to emphasise the letter ‘h’ in hampton.)
So why am I on Altscene, well I’m glad you asked 😉 it seems like these days to connect with others we have to set up an online presence
presence, suck right?!..
So what are my intentions..
Well I’m looking for the Leela to my Fry, the Baileys to my Old Greg, the Cheese to my Cracker, the Pen to my Cassette tape, think you get the point.
Born and moulded by the 90s, an 8bit retro blooded lad, I’m that nostalgic cheesy track that draws you in, which you end up singing to the top of your lungs. I’m like Eastenders without Phil Mitchell ‘Drama-free’ but don’t confuse me with some 64k dial-up, I’m quick witted and dark humoured. So take a butchers... what have you got to lose?..
