Confused slightly damaged biological oddity. Currently performing a social experiment on this site out of misguided curiosity. Likes long walks on the beach, holding hands (rarely someone else's) and lots and lots of unpredictable often violent outbursts. Seeking humor relating to how awkward and ill advised this process is going to be.
Prone to abnormal mood swings and suffers from substance abuse issues. Incredibly bad at staying in contact. Keep away from bright light. Do not get wet. Do not feed after midnight.
