We are always looking for monsters under our beds until the day we realize they are alone in our heads.
Hi! I am a single parent and I am here looking for my new best friend!
Some things that I love are:
~Food (Mexican, Vietnamese and Japanese are my favorites)
~Music
~Scifi
~Star Wars
~Advocacy for autism
~RP
~Video games- MMORPGs mostly- I like quests (PS3 and PC)
~Anime
~Reading
~Naps
~Baking
~Nature
~Learning new things
~Burning villagers
I am a bit of a nerd if you didn't notice from the list above.
I am a tough love sort of person and have a very motherly disposition towards people.
I do have a bit of a potty mouth and am super sarcastic.
I also have very sharp instincts, so trying to bullsh*tme or pretend you are something you are not will fail epically.
I have good problem solving skills and love to do meticulous projects.
A lot of people come to me for advice because I am brutally honest. I will tell someone what I think even though I know it may hurt their feelings, but I also warn them beforehand. Saying that, though I may love video games, I LOATH the "relationship game". Just be honest with me.
I am a plus size girl aka a fatty cake aka I am fluffy. Some people cannot deal with that, and that is cool. There are certain things I am not attracted to either, like people with ugly insides
I have been working on being more healthy. I am comfortable being a big girl, but I want to start being better to my body in other ways, both mental and physical. I feel now that I love myself for who I am I can now love myself for what I am and appreciate it by taking better care of me.
Tess Munster/Holiday is a role model to me. (look her up if you have no idea)
I always try to fix things myself. YouTube is my hero!
My nicknames include Swan and Sugamomma. Both have really funny stories behind them.
If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask.
My son comes first, my family second, my friends third, and everything else falls under that. NO ONE will ever be my #1 spot except for my child(ren), but to make it to my second spot you have to gain my trust and respect.
About the one I'm looking for...
I am looking for some one who is honest and loyal. It is ridiculously HARD to find someone who has both of these traits. When I say honest I mean with himself as much as myself. I believe that you cannot really love someone if you cannot love yourself and be true to yourself.
I need someone with intellect. If I have to force a conversation with you I am likely not going to talk to you ever again. There has to be something there, I am not going to pretend or force it.
I adore awkward. Not "I am a stalker" awkward, but the funny type of awkward. You have to be at least as weird or as morbid as I am, otherwise we are never going to laugh at each others jokes.
Have some form of self-sufficiency. I am a mother. I am here looking for a partner, not a mid-20's/30's man child. I am not asking you to support me, I am one independent ass woman, but be able to handle your own things please.
No baby momma drama. Do not bring it to me. I love all kids, even if they are not my own and I will love yours just like they are mine, but do not bring the issues you have with your ex to me unless it is of dyer need. If it is over something petty, I will likely side with her and point out why it really is your fault (See brutally honest area above)
Some tips
Don't be a perv please. I ask you treat me with the same respect you would want someone to treat your daughter when trying to court her.
I will not socialize with someone who has an addiction to hard narcotics. I am fine with marijuana; my views on it are the same as using aloe vera or camomile for holistic treatments.
